"Pilgor's baaack in this ludicrous, chaotic and hilarious sandbox-sim
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3 - an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.
That’s right - Pilgor is back, and this time is joined by other goats too. You can invite a friend in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator!
Goat Simulator 3 won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goat of your dreams.
DISCLAIMER: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do."
"Digital Downgrade DLC brings more remastered goat content than you could ever want! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
The Goat Simulator 3 Bundle includes the base game, plus unique remastered garbage from Goat Simulator 3 - Digital Downgrade DLC throughout history, and a couple of spicy new additions:
Remastered garbage:
- Play as Old school Pilgor
- Full Tank armour (MMO)
- Goat Zero skin (GoatZ)
- Space helmet & suit (Waste of Space)
- Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
- Digital Soundtrack
- 3D Printing Files:
- Pilgor
- Tony Shark
- Goat Tower
- Trinket
DISCLAIMER:
Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do."
